Friday, 19 April 2013

Advice SMS


A Girl Ask To Pappu : Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow K Pass 4 Aur Mere Pass 2 Hain?
Pappu : Legs.

Girl : Woh KyA Hai Jo Tumhari Pent Men Hai Aur Meri Pent Men Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay.

Girl : Woh Kyaa Hai Jo Log Din Men Karny K Bajaye Raat Ko Bistar Pe Kartay Hain?
Pappu: Neend Puri Karte Hain.

Girl : Woh Kyaa Hai Jo Ladkii Pehli Daffa Karwate Howe Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?
Oappu : Kaan Men Ched.

MORAL : Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat Pappu Ki Tarhan Saaf Rakhain ;)

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