Funny message in urdu

Ek Larki Thi Dewaani C,
Mobile Lekar Chalti Thi Nazren Jhuka K,
Sharma k Mobile Mein Jaane Kiya Dekha Karti Thi,
Kuch Kehna Tha Shayad Usko,
Par Jaane Kiss Se Darrti Thi,
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Mujhse Yeh hi Pucha Karti Thi Yeh ON Kaise Hota Hai Yeh ON kaise Hota Hay,
Or Mein Sirf Yehi Kehta Tha Andhi Yeh Mobile Nahi TV Ka Remote Hai.